CITIZENS OF NORMASTAN
NORMA
Has Many Names
- Queen Empress Goddess
- Our Dear Leader
- The Dear Leader
- My Dear Leader
- Queen Snob Goddess
D.O.B.: February 16, 2021
Species: Chinese Shortus
Language: Engrish
Height: 4ft 11 ¾ inches
Political Party: Me
Logo:
- Normastan Standard
- Teeny Tiny Wife Association
Spouse: Stupid Cartoonist
Motto:
- Me Smart, You Stoopid
- Shoppee
- Making Norma’s life easier
DUMPLING
D.O.B.: March 1, 2021
Place of Birth: Bury St, Edmunds, UK
Species:
- Suffolk Sheep
- Ovis Aries
Language: Foul
Height: 5 Feet 8 inches
Relatives: Many on local menu
Political Party: Normstani Up
BILL (Not to be confused with Phil)
D.O.B.: February 1, 2021
Place of Birth: Punxsutawney PA
Species:
- Groundhog
- Marmota Morax
Language: ‘Merican
Height: 3 Feet 6 inches
Relatives: Punxsutawney Phil
Political Party: Normstani Centrist
- Nothing, what's a motto with you
BOOBY
D.O.B.: August 19, 2021
Place of Birth:
Species:
- Blue-footed Booby, National Bird of Normastan.
- Sula Nebouxii
- The blue-footed booby (Sula nebouxii) is a marine bird native to subtropical and tropical regions of the eastern Pacific Ocean and Normastan.
- Booby is a friendly harmless fellow who seems to be everywhere.
Language: None
Height: 2 Feet 6 inches
Political Party: Normstani Up
TIM
D.O.B.: January 12, 2021
Place of Birth: Southern OH
Species: Chefus Cookass
Language: Pretentious
Height: 6 feet
Relative: Norma (Mom)
Political Party: Normstani Yum
Logo: Pretentious Chef Approved
Mottos:
- Chefs make good crap
- Every picture is better with Timmy
- Good Spumoni is Good and Bad Spumoni is Bad
RANGER NATE
D.O.B.: July 11, 2021
Place of Birth: Backwoods Minnesota
Species: Minnesotan
Minnesotan Troglodytus
Language: Minnesotan
Height: 6 Feet 1 inch
Political Party: Normstani Out
Motto:
- Gotta bOutdoors
ALYSSA
D.O.B.: October 21, 2021
Place of Birth: Atlantic Coast
Species: Jersius Annoyus
Language: Jerseitus
Height: 5 Feet (Maybe)
Political Party: Normstani Huh
A.K.A:
- Princess Alyssa
- Shorty
BEAREE
D.O.B.: NA
Place of Birth: China
Species: Cutus Ursus Hugus
Language: Normastanian
Height: 5 feet 3 inches
Political Party: Normstani Hug
GRIM REAPER
D.O.B.: 14thCentury
Place of Birth: Europe
Species: Personification of Death
Language: All
Height: 1 to 10 Feet
Relatives: All of us
Political Party: Death
HEROES OF NORMASTAN
PRETENTIOUS MAN & BOB
Pretentious Man
- Real Name: NA
- Occupation: A Chef, Duh
- Legal Status: Citizen of Normastan
- Language: Pretentious
- Height: Tall with Hat
- Superpowers: Flavor application
Bob
- Real Name: NA
- Occupation: NA
- Legal Status: Citizen of Normastan
- Language: Pretentious
- Height: 2 Feet 6 inches
- Superpowers: Ability to put up with Prerentious Man
SUPER PORKER
Real Name: NA
Occupation: NA
Legal Status: Citizen of Normastan
Language: Barnyard
Height: 4 feet
Superpowers: None
Arch Enemy: The Butcher